English was my first language.
As a toddler, my first study materials were a set of flash cards that my mother used to teach me the English alphabet. All my storybooks and coloring books were in English. The cartoons I watched, and the music I listened to, were all in English. My mother required…
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Cleverbot:
Who are you?
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Phil:
I am the Doctor.
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Cleverbot:
I shot the Doctor.
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...Guys. I think we all know who's inside that space suit.
Fell for a phishing attack. OH SHIZ ITS JULIA is a phisher.
The account redirects to tumble.20x.cc and tells you it’s adult oriented and asks you to re-enter your password.
FYI.
This guy tried to get in my pants tonight.
UPAKAN NIYO NA GUYS.
I know he’s handsome and all but I don’t wanna have sex with him. I should like the person I will have sex with. And I like guys with brains and a whole lot of character. This guy, obviously, has none.
THIS GUY TRIED TO RAPE YOU?!
UPAKAN NA YANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!111one!!!111
I don’t believe you. He’s wearing lipstick, which I’m sure rubbed off from you.
#rapeapologist
BABALA - MAG-INGAT SA MANYAK. Lalo na ung nagpu-pluck (tama ba) ng kilay at gumagamit ng lipstick.
Tara bugbugin na yan!
WANT!
WANT!
She walks like an Egyptian. And still hot.
Look at this lechon pizza. This looks fucking disgusting.
I want to stuff my mouth with it.
Still my beating heart. Literally.
